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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."
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"[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking."
"Confucius on Sex Confucius say, ""It is good for boy to meet girl in park...but it is better for boy to park meat in girl."""
"A man and a woman walk into an elevator The man asks the woman, can I smell your feet? The woman looks at him with disgust and says no. The man says, it must be your vagina then."
"good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants. im a dog lover wat can i say"
"A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is ""Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."""
"When cooking a turkey, Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme."
"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"
"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"he's my french step dad... i call him my faux pa."