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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
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"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""
"Did you hear about the guy who had writers block? He stopped writing and it was"
"Dogs are great for meeting girls. Pack of dogs attack a girl she's gonna need to go to a hospital. Who's gonna drive her? That's right. You."
"I like my women like my coffee... Imported, ground up, and in my freezer!!"
"I hate it when my teachers hit on me. It sucks being homeschooled."
"I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up."
"what is it called when a redditor has a threesome? using both hands"
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"