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Joke of the Day

"My biggest complaint about Batman v Superman is how the movie always just assumes you know which one is which."

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."

"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"I better have a baby soon before my Mom gets too old to raise it for me"

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."

"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."

"I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though."

"What's Irish and stays out all year? Patty O'furniture."