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Joke of the Day

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook."

"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"

"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."

"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."

"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"

"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."

"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."

"What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics? A body builder"