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Joke of the Day

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."

"No matter how bored I get, I'll never be bored enough to go back and read through all the greeting cards I've saved over the years."

"What is the world coming too? Porn."

"My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me. For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic."

"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."

"What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks I needed that."

"A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch."

"Jesus walks into a bar, puts three nails on the counter, and says to the barkeep ... ""Hey, could you put me up for the night?"""

"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"