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Joke of the Day

"If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet."

"I went to a camouflage themed party the other day... but I didn't see anybody there."

"My first language is typo."

"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"

"What does the country of Brazil and tent sex have in common? Camp penis."

"Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors."

"What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do? Mine is distract me from my own mortality"

"Wanna know how i know i'm getting laid tonight? Because i am stronger then you."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb really *wants* to change."

"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."