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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"
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"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"
"A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe. The other 10% didn't respond to the survey."
"a man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"" he said."
"What will Donald Trump definitely do when he wins the election? Donald Trump will ban muslim, be a douchebag,make the whitehouse 500x larger and of course, BOMB NORTH KOREA!"
"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."
"Why does everyone hate Hitler? The man was a hero... After all he did kill Hitler"
"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"
"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."
"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."