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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone hate Hitler? The man was a hero... After all he did kill Hitler"
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"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."
"What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas? Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet."
"""Arise! Arise! Foul creatures, I command that you arise! ARISE!"" ""Dad, just once, couldn't you let mom or the alarm clock wake us?"" ""ARISE!"""
"How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? You poker face!"
"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger. Written by: Joey McDevitt"
"Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it."
"Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?"
"A programmer walks into a bar. Barman ask him if he wants ""beer or whiskey"", he responded ""yes"""
"How does one enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor"