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Joke of the Day
"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"
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"The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher"
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"my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it"
"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."
"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair."
"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"
"what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki"
"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"