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Joke of the Day
"a man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"" he said."
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"Why fart and waste it? When you can burp and taste it."
"My boss said when I'm at work, I should lay off the Doritos. I said ""you're the boss if you wanna fire Bob Dorito and his brother you do it"""
"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"
"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."
"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."
"You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my ""wine glasses""."
"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."