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Joke of the Day
"a man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"" he said."
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"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not."
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"Different Language Speakers, What are some jokes that are funny in other languages that don't translate well to English?"
"Is your refrigerator running? Good, then I'm voting for IT for president!"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away If you have aim, an apple a week may also work."
"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."
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"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""
"My friend texted saying she was threatened by an organization. ""And their name was"" ""ISIS"" ""Calm down! Is who?"""