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Joke of the Day
"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"
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"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"The doctors all doubted me. They all thought I couldn't do it. They said I couldn't fight them all at once and well, they were 100% right"
"I was going to make a chemistry joke... but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction."
"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."
"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."
"What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post."