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Joke of the Day
"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"
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"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone- His apps are stuck together."
"My wife says I never take out the trash. I disagree. We just had our anniversary dinner last week."
"/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! That's it."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant to put in her room. She said ""thank you very much"" I said ""don't mention it"""
"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""
"Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !"
"How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Erocket Asphyxiation"