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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."

"When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward by texting ""I'm pregnant"" to random numbers."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."

"So the Dali-Lama walks into a pizza shop... and asks the pizza guy, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."

"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."

"How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it"

"Damn, ref. Is your phone on vibrate? Because you sure as hell missed that pass interference call on Sherman!"

"Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog."