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Joke of the Day

"How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Erocket Asphyxiation"

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright but it's cheap and spreads easy."

"A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" Mom: ""Oh, be quiet Richard"""

"A man is applying for Australian citizenship when the clerk asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" ""No"" the man says. ""Is that still required?"""

"What if im actually attractive and hot girls just think im out of their league?"

"The sight of you makes me want an American Spirit I want to secede and isolate."

"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."

"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."

"The first guy to skip a rock was probably all sad and just trying to toss the rock in the pond and was like ""well, can't even do that right"""

"Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust... Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: ""I can't believe it's February and I'm still writing B.C. on all of my checks!"""