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Joke of the Day
"Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !"
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"California legalized marijuana I guess they had a high voter turnout."
"The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away. His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes."
"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."
"FACT: You are having a birthday because Chuck Norris decided to let you live another year!"
"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."
"Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment? He's known for his deadpan delivery."
"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"
"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"
"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."