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Joke of the Day

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"Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one."

"If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, ""Yeah, I heard it sucks"""

"if you're having a bad day, remember, there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves."

"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me! I only received super fish oil injuries, but still..."

"A man walks up to a cop on a horse... ...wow! That's a nice pig you've got! \-- That's not a pig, sir, but a horse. \-- I'm not talking to you!"

"So LIGO scientists were finally able to detect gravitational waves... Don't know what took them so long. Your mom's been around for some time now, rippling spacetime."

"Twitter. Finally an app that makes people stop at yellow lights."

"What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles"