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Joke of the Day

"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant to put in her room. She said ""thank you very much"" I said ""don't mention it"""

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."

"Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. ""Oh ya!"" [breaks 2nd wall] ""Oh ya!"" [3rd wall] ""OHHH YEAAHH!"" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*"

"""Yo it's your boy! You already know who it is!"" -every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know"

"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"

"Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in."

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."

"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"

"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."