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Joke of the Day
"I took a class on Narcissism. I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away."
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"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."
"Someone once said, ""Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life."" So, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!"
"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"
"A gay couple decides to have some fun and play hide and seek... Jim: if you find me, I'll give you a blowjob! Mike: and if I don't find you? Jim: I'll be behind the couch."
"When cats are sad... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Cat: ""Shot of tequilla."" *Bartender pours it.* *Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.* Cat: ""I'll have another."""
"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."
"You can't have your status and like it too."
"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."
"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."