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Joke of the Day
"I took a class on Narcissism. I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away."
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"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"
"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Dad, I'm also a lesbian. Father: Isn't there anyone in this family who likes dick? Son: Yeah dad, I do."
"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're plugged into a fucking know it all"
"MAN TO LIZARD: ""SO I HEAR YOU'RE IN FLOORING SALES"" LIZARD: ""IM MORE IN PROMOTION"" MAN: ""WHAT DO YOU DO"" LIZARD: ""I REP TILE"""
"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"
"What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts? Spring water."
"A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse."
"Courtesy of my 8-year-old : Knock knock Who's there Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"