12549
Joke of the Day
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're plugged into a fucking know it all"
Next Joke
"What did the self-deprecating Indian say about his car? ""It has Injun problems."""
"I used to Remember Leonardo DiCaprio When I was feeling down. Unfortunately I still remember him."
"New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby. Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day."
"I think I met a medieval water snake But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream. It was totally Sir Eel."
"So, I was going to make a Gay joke butt fuck it"
"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years"
"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."