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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."

"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"

"Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful"

"What do you call 256 Shades of Grey? Grayscale"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew....... boy scouts return from camp"

"Hey, you have something in your teeth! Person B: What? Person A: Plaque."

"In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me."

"What's your mom's favorite bird? A cock or two."

"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"