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Joke of the Day

"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""

"I actually feel bad for Justin Bieber. No girl should have to take a picture without her makeup on"

"How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$? He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay."

"What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy? Graysonatomy."

"Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat."

"A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"