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Joke of the Day

"What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts? Spring water."

"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"

"He sat down and ordered a drink... The bartender said ""I'm sorry. We don't serve faster than light particles here."" A Nutrino walked into a bar."

"Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... That way you're a mile away from them, and as a bonus you have their shoes."

"Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears."

"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."

"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"I want to apologize to the person who followed me at 2:21am and unfollowed me by 6:45am. It was a wild ride, and I will miss you."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"