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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
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"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
"Why did the woman get stoned off her ass? Sharia Law."
"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"
"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"
"Why can't British people go to North Korea? Nobody at the ticket counter knows what ""north career"" means"
"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."
"Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/Jokes? Neither did I."
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""
"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"