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Joke of the Day
"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"
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"I found my first grey pubic hair today. I can accept getting old, but it was in my Big Mac."
"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"
"Why did they call it cuppa soup because ebola soup wasn't very appealing"
"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"
"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."
"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."
"I haven't slept for ten days... ... Because that would be too long."
"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... [OC] One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No, *CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"A Muslim enters the United States Oh sorry thought it was still 2016."