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Joke of the Day

"Why can't British people go to North Korea? Nobody at the ticket counter knows what ""north career"" means"

"who said that girls don't have a good sense of direction? they sure know their way down."

"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."

"What do you call a flying bagel? A plane bagel."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"

"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."

"I always bring in a dozen donuts to work the first day after the New Year, just for my coworkers on a diet."

"Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"During the '72 World Series, who took the most balls to the face? Liberace"