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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman get stoned off her ass? Sharia Law."
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"Apparently ""The WiFi signal is the strongest there"" isn't the right answer when the boss asks ""Why are you spending so much time in toilet?"""
"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""
"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"
"My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten."
"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways"
"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"
"What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night? Hit the sack."