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Joke of the Day
"Saw my ex... Please. She needs to die."
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"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"
"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."
"Thinking it's a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dismembered"
"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."
"For those who've received my unsolicited dick pix: my computer does NOT have a virus I am purposely sending those to you."
"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"
"How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board? Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck."