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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck."

"Went to a zoo that only had one dog It was a ShitZoo"

"So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now."

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."

"What's the difference between my face and my jokes? People laugh at my face."

"I rang a gym yesterday and asked them if they could teach me to do the splits ""How flexible are you?"" they asked ""Well I can't do Tuesday's"""

"If they ever make an alcoholic drink that tastes like a burrito I'll be dead within 5 hours."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"Waldo collapses on the beach because it's August & he's fully clothed with a ski cap. You spot him easily"

"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""