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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."
Next Joke
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman? ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her"
"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."
"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"
"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."
"Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements."
"A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend."