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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board? Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points."

"Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant."

"I love avocados in my salad I would go buy some right now, but I don't have a car doe"

"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"

"How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food? Because he said he loves miso."

"New on NBC.... A buddy cop drama starring a mentally challenged detective and his Native American partner. They're gonna call it Tard and Feathered."

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"

"""Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?"" ""No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"

"What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot."