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Joke of the Day

"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"

"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."

"Imagination: because if I fcuked you as much as I thought about it, we'd both be unemployed."

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."

"Now we're going to say some shit to scare old people. -the local news"

"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"

"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."

"There's only two kinds of people in this world: people who know how to use conjunctions, but people who don't."

"Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom"

"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."