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Joke of the Day

"What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? Nebola"

"Why do divers fall backwards into the water? If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."

"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."

"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"

"I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon. I'm going to call it ""Gin and Bare It""."

"What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard."

"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"

"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."

"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."