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Joke of the Day

"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"

"No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us."

"Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint."

"The joys of whisky and children are the same... ... 5 years of age 10 years in the cave Bottoms up"

"Why does Noddy have a bell on top of his hat? Because he's a dickhead."

"SCIENCE: If you have another person posing with you in your twitter avatar, 100% of the time you're the uglier one."

"I took the shell off my racing snail... ... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish."

"What do you call a piano composer that smokes? Tarcoughski"

"A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game. After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll."

"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."