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Joke of the Day
"Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint."
Next Joke
"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"
"Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people."
"Why do women love the smell of babies so much? Because 50% of the taste is in the smell."
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."
"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."
"If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns... ...go for the juggler."
"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"
"Don't you hate it when you think you're about to fart and you shit on your Dad's face?"
"Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours."