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Joke of the Day
"The joys of whisky and children are the same... ... 5 years of age 10 years in the cave Bottoms up"
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"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"
"Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps."
"Did you hear 50 Cent was selling concert tickets for just $0.45 cents?! It was featuring nickleback..."
"What do you call a Canadian in outer space? An Eh-lien!"
"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."