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Joke of the Day

"A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game. After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll."

"BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering."

"American Ginny Thrasher won gold in the Olympic shooting contest. When asked where she learned her skills ""in school"" she replied."

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"

"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"

"Teenage Jesus: Hey dad, why you wearing that crucifix? God: It's an idea I have for a public holiday. TJ: Huh? G: It's complicated."

"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."

"So I was on tindr today and someone offered me a $125/hr ""girlfriend experience"" So she expects me to pay her 125 an hour to argue with me in the middle of an Applebee's!?"

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"Undertaker: ""What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?"" Wife: ""Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."""