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Joke of the Day

"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."

"There was a kidnapping at school today... But don't worry, he woke up"

"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."

"A gerund, infinitive, and a past participle walk into a bar. Drinking, to drink, to get drunk"

"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"

"My friend asked me if I had a blast on my birthday. I told him I had such a blast, ISIS would have been proud!"

"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"

"So my wife just hit me with a ""mom joke"". She says, ""oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott""!"