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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into a bakery and asks for 99 loaves of bread... ""Why not make it a 100 loaves?"" asks the baker, to which the man responds ""who the fuck eats that much bread?!""."

"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."

"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."

"Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident? It rectum."

"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""

"The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken's ass and ate it must have been really fucking hungry."

"A drunk man walks into a bakery... He approaches the baker and says ""I fucked your mother!"" On which the baker replies ""Go home dad"""

"What word is always spelled wrong? Wrong"

"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"

"""You see those footprints? It looks like our killer had feet."" - If you want to know why I was fired as a writer on CSI."