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Joke of the Day

"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""

"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."

"I dropped two bucks yesterday... Third one got away."

"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"

"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."

"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."

"What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers."

"I've got a joke. The U.S. election system."

"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"

"Men do not have multiple orgasms like women do because if they did they would never be able to get out of the fucking shower."