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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar... [put your best punchlines in the comments, I couldn't think of anything]"

"Why should you never bully a dyslexic dwarf? Because it's not big and it's not clever!"

"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."

"So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate."""

"who is Godzilla's least favorite relative? his MOTHRA-IN-LAW"

"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special."

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."

"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."

"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"