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Joke of the Day
"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"
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"Every TEDTalk seems like a fake laugh convention."
"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."
"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."
"Did you see the awful story about a triple amputee dog the other day? Poor pup. They said he was on his last leg."
"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"
"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"
"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished."
"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."