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Joke of the Day
"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"
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"There are 11 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that thought this would be the 10 kinds of people joke."
"Some girls look like they've barely broken a sweat after hot yoga while I look like a tomato that's been doused by a fire hose."
"Apparently, getting a vasectomy won't keep your wife from getting pregnant It just makes the baby's skin color black"
"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit."
"If I had 3 wishes I'd spend them on my daughter. Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll."
"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"
"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."
"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"
"Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall off."