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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"
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"Alcohol is nothing but poison But I drink because there are just things inside of me that need to die."
"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"
"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."
"Like my Uncle always told me, if at first you don't succeed... keep sucking until you do suck seed."
"If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community... that would be a ""reservation reservation reservation"" ~ Brian Regan"
"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"
"An unconvincing lie on a resume I good English speak."
"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""
"Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner."