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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall off."
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"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquitos stops sucking after you fucking slap it"
"What do you call a doctor who is always available? An oncallogist."
"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"
"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."
"My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me."
"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"
"Why does Waldo always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"
"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."