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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."

"We've all butt-dialed someone. But have you ever butt-married someone? Coming this fall on TBS..."

"ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England."

"I was having a piss in a war zone. Probably wasn't the best time for one of my fellow soldiers to yell, ""Cover me!"""

"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"

"What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit? Premature Edraculation"

"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."

"Cruz picked Fiorina as his running mate. She probably gives better head than Kasich."

"I've been eating a lot of Thai food lately to lose weight. I'm on an Ethnic Cleanse."

"The most tedious aspect of my job is the part where I have to jiggle the mouse every 30 minutes to keep the screensaver from activating."