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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, getting a vasectomy won't keep your wife from getting pregnant It just makes the baby's skin color black"

"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"

"Appreciate this tweet. Appreciate it because I tweeted it stealthily on the plane AFTER they told me to turn my phone off twice."

"I was gonna tell a joke about OCD... but."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. ;)"

"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."

"Where do geneticists store vegetables? In the CRISPR drawer"

"""how would you like your steak prepared?"" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun"

"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."