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Joke of the Day

"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"

"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."

"Man at garage: ""Are you claiming this off your own insurance?"" Me: ""Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."""

"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."

"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""

"My girlfriend tells me her body is a temple Everyone's welcome, but you just have to take your shoes off before you enter."

"Chuck Norris blood type is.. AK-47"

"I tried... I tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep."

"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"

"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"