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Joke of the Day
"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."
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"A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"
"Why are there no gay men in the army reserves? All of the fruits are diploid"
"Two blondes are heading to Disney World, on their way there, they see a sign that says ""Disney World Left""... ... They quickly head left and have a great vacation at Disney World."
"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."
"What kind of fence goes on strike? A picket fence."
"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even."
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"