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Joke of the Day

"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""

"knock knock ...... come in..."

"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"

"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"

"Glenn Frey What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital? An Illeagle"

"Kids wouldn't stop shooting me. So I took their guns and *nerfed* them."

"In my class today a feminist announced ""I don't think anything is gender based."" I replied ""Not true, genitalia is gender based."" Checkmate."

"Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door? Because his wife was dead-set against it..."

"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"

"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"