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Joke of the Day

"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""

"Everyone has something they do after sex like taking a shower. I just get out of my uncles car, and cry all the way home."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."

"How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else."

"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"

"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."

"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."

"What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute? A whorse."

"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes!"