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Joke of the Day

"I tried... I tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep."

"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."

"woman on a date drops curry on her lap.... ""Oh no! Madras!"""

"Im opening a DIY whorehouse. It's called ""Go fuck yourself""."

"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."

"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."

"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."

"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."

"I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out.. Into handcuffs."

"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."